Best Discreet Sex Toys
Need Some Plausible Deniability? These Sneaky Sex Toys Are for You
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Maybe you're in a dorm, or living with roommates, or back at home with your parents (no shame! times are tough), or maybe you travel often and need to be discreet. Whatever your reasons might be, if you need sex toys that don't look like sex toys, at least not at first glance, you're not alone.
To put sex toy users at ease, some smart manufacturers have made products that are essentially discreet sex toys. You could be staring right at them without knowing their true identity, like high-tech James Bond spy gadgets of the sex toy world.
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If you've been thinking of getting a sex toy for that special someone in your life, one of these could be a great idea. It says, "I care about your pleasure, but I also care about your privacy." It says, "I love being sneaky with you." It says, "Let's try getting it on in public sometime together."
Below, you’ll find a list of 9 sneaky sex toys you wouldn't even know were sex toys.
Discreet Sex Toys for Men & Couples
Crave Vesper 2 Necklace Vibrator
What's that? A freaking necklace that doubles as a vibrator? The Crave Vesper 2 is possibly the most covert item on this list, packing a four-speed vibrating motor into a sleek, beautiful stainless steel pendant. It also delivers up to 90 minutes worth of purring pleasure in a perfectly inconspicuous package.
HomeOcare 3-in-1 Duckie Vibrator
It's a bird! It's a toy! It's a ... vibrating massager? Yep, this innocent-looking rubber duckie is actually a very naughty bath accessory. With seven different speeds to hit whatever level of vibration a horny bather is looking for, this waterproof and quiet addition to your tub will really bring a smile to your special someone's face.
Mini Lipstick Vibrator
Unfortunately, this won't actually double as a tube of lipstick, but who cares? It's a discreet-as-hell little bit of magic that'll fit right in in any purse or makeup bag, and can turn a regular ol' trip to the washroom into a titillating explosion of pleasure. With IPX6-level water resistance and USB recharging, it's also extremely practical, too.
Mascara Vibrator
Basically the same concept as the lipstick vibrator, the mascara vibrator will fit right in with her other makeup accoutrements. Its three-speed motor will give her all kinds of pleasure options for whatever mood she's in — flirty, frisky or raunchy as hell.
Makeup Case Vibrator
The "Make Me Over" vibrator from Bedroom Kandi looks like the typical compact mirrored makeup case, but it's really housing a powerful, disc-shaped vibrator with a handy strap to keep it properly anchored during a moment of passion.
Crave Icon Leather Cuffs
If your BDSM and kink leanings point in the direction of leather, these clever cuffs are a great idea. Wear them together on one wrist as a stylish bracelet, or wear one on each wrist and oop — now you’re cuffed and at your partner’s mercy.
Palma Vibrator Ring
Available in both silver and gold, the Palma vibrator ring is a hefty yet gorgeous piece of finger bling that features "three speeds and two customizable modes." Bonus? It’s also waterproof, meaning she can get wet and wild while getting wet and wild.
JimmyJane Hello Touch® Pro Rechargeable Finger Vibrators
Earbuds have basically become universally adopted, so no one will bat an eye if you're carrying around this AirPod-like case. Instead of headphones, though, it contains "finger vibrators," tiny attachments for your digits that deliver some serious pleasure despite their small stature. Each individual finger delivers 25 minutes of vibrating pleasure on a single charge, which is more than enough to get the job done.
Tenga Egg
These don’t exactly try to look like another object — they’re egg-shaped, but no one is going to mistake them for an actual egg — but what they don’t look like is a sex toy. However, these clever little eggs are actually fully extendable male masturbators just waiting to hatch. Simply open them up, lube the opening and stretch out the interior around your penis and boom, instant single-use stroker toy and solid step up from most homemade Fleshlights.
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Discreet Shipping Sex Toys
Luckily for you, most sex toy companies have already figured out the importance of discretion when it comes to their products.
Why? Well, an awkward experience with a too-obvious package won’t make for many repeat customers. That’s why discreetly packaged sex toys are by and large the norm these days.
Obviously, Amazon ships everything in the same style of plain package, but dedicated sex toy retailers put in time and effort to ensure that the person delivering your mail, your neighbors and anyone you live with will be in the dark as to what you’ve purchased.
If you’re curious, you can check out sites like Lovehoney, Adam & Eve and Babeland’s discreet shipping policies (linked above) — they use boring names like “WMI Fulfillment” or no name at on their packaging, don’t include splashy logos and package the product(s) in such a way as to seem like any other package.
If you’re ever concerned about anything above and beyond that, these sites typically have FAQ pages and/or customer service representatives who can address specific questions.
How to Buy Sex Toys Discreetly
If you’re shopping online, there’s no danger of anyone who might recognize you walking in or out of a sex shop. However, if you’re concerned about leaving a digital trail, there are ways to cover up your tracks for online purchases, too.
For starters, modern browsers tend to have “private” or “incognito” modes that won’t leave a visit to a sex toy website in your search or browsing history. However, if you want to take your internet security up a notch, you could invest in a VPN service as well.
Finally, while most major sex toy manufacturers will show up as generic company names on your credit card statement, if you’re looking to keep the purchase itself a secret, you could always pay by PayPal or use a Visa/MasterCard gift card you purchased with cash in order to erase your tracks.
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